Proffessor Bill and the ESA (Evil States of America)

"Kennedy was not killed by Oswald. The mob, FBI, rich Texas oil men and Lyndon Johnson did it."

"A woman in her 20s cannot be held responsibile for statuatory rape of a 12 year old boy she teaches in a class. Love makes us do crazy things, like rape children."

"Social Security is just fine. Leave it alone. Bush is only trying to scare us into givin gall the social security money to his friends on Wall Street."

"You are not really free unless the government provides you food, clothing, shelter and medical care. Then you can be free. Everything else is the imprisonment of capitalism."


HELP!


Welcome to Political Philosophy Class in a California Silicon Valley community college. One of my goals in life is to become degreed. This is much like pedigreed for dogs as far as I am concerned. The best dogs in my mind are the mutts. They are happy and fun and do incredible things. The well bred dogs are slightly retarded from in-breeding and cost more than they are worth. College educated folks usually are the same way. However, degrees open doors. I want more open doors.

So Professor Bill of Political Philosophy told us, as a fact, that George H. W. Bush went to Paris in early 1980 and met with Iranians. He made a deal with them. The Iranians agreed not to let the hostages free until after the election. This would cause Jimmy Carter to lose and Ronald Reagan to win.

Professor Bill often goes into perplexing diatribes about the evil Bush clan. It has nothing to do with better understanding the organizational structures of socialism, capitalism, communism, fascism, etc. or how Hobbes applied the principles of the Leviathan to sovereign power or how Kant believes we are “free to perform our duty”. He does not care about that. We are a captive audience that must somehow please him to get a good grade to pass the class to move on to getting a degree to then join the kennel club known as the free market.

What a freakin’ retard! This isn’t the first slice of bullshit he has hacked off and put on a paper plate for our consumption. It won’t be the last.

I raised my hand defiantly and waited for him as he ignored me for about 10 minutes until finally I blurted out "Where do you get that info, sir?"
He looked at me stupefied. "Well it was all over the papers and magazines at the time."
"Really, sir? Which ones?"
"Well, Time and all the rest."

I could take no more. There are 19 year olds in this class, conditioned to take whatever this bloated Bolshevik spews as gospel. Lies like this one just can't stand without a hearty challenge. "I don't buy that crap for a dime, Mister. If you were upset that Carter lost, fine. Don't mire Reagan’s election with your filth just because you voted a different way. Pass along some evidence to this or back off the claim." Remember, true believers, this is a Political Philosophy class. You should never make a philosophical claim and demand it has merit if you cannot back it up with proof and a rational argument.

He stammered and stuttered and changed the subject, as he often does.

Today in his class, he said that Bush did not spend the time he was supposed to in the Guard. Prof. Bill had nothing to back this up. When I challenged his assertion, he told me to provide the proof. HOW RETARDED! I am not making the claim against Bush! He should supply the proof!!!
I did not care. I said I would bring the data in for him on Tuesday when we meet again.
Now I need to go find the stuff. Thank God for the Internet. I’ll find what I need there I am sure.