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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Shut up and Just Play Music!

Don't you hate it when you enjoy a musician or actor and then they open their mouths and ruin it for you?

Check out what Cold Play member Chris Martin said in this article.

http://www.thisislondon.com/showbiz/articles/18707189?source=Evening%20Standard

This is the clown who married Gwyneth Paltrow and named their first child Apple.

POOR BABY! You are such a slave. You sound great when you play music, but how dare you trash talk the company that fronts the cash for you to make music…something you love? Those slave owner evil share holders were willing to pay you millions of dollars to put an album together. You agreed to a date and did not come through. Now these guys, who provided you a livelihood, want a return on their investment. They did not fire you and take their money back after you dick around too long, did they? You should kiss their ass and thank them all for their charity and patience.

And BTW, since I am an EMI stock holder, F Off! Never call me evil again simply because I save my money and invested instead of buying stupid crap, like your dumb CD, with it.

And what the hell is wrong with you, naming your kid Apple? Why not just name her Freak and get it over with. Or just name her Jane and I’ll beat her up for you instead of letting the playground kids do it.

What a dick!

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